Hi. You don't know me. I was just stalking, and I saw that girl say stuff about Richard and I'm a totally different girl and I agree completely. He tunes everyone, even me. I didn't even know you existed until a few days ago and it hurt me a lot because he told me he really liked me. He's a jerk, honestly. And I know I'm just some anon from Tumblr but you can do so much better. We both can.
person: you look dead